Alright.
1. In middle school I was too busy talking that I forgot to watch where I was walking and slammed face first into a metal pole.
2. When I was like two I distinctly remember running outside to find my father so he could wipe my butt for me (in retrospect, I think this is more just the jumping off point of my laziness in life).
3. I generally do something at least semi-embarrassing every day of my life but I just ignore it because it’s the norm. I’m horrible at social interaction and always make people feel awkward/am awkward myself/don’t hear someone and say something in return to make the situation awkward. My life is embarrassing.