January 2012
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Conversations with Customers
Him: I saw your doppelganger last weekend!
Me: Oh really?
Him: I was having dinner with my family at a restaurant in NYC and in walks this girl that looks exactly like you.
Me: Oh?
Him: Yeah! Like, spot on. I pointed her out to my wife and was like, "that looks exactly like Jamie, right?" Everyone at the table just couldn't believe it.
Him: She was even scowling just like you do!
Me: ....
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Things to do 3 minutes before having to leave for...
put on shoes
put on coat
try to shove an entire sushi roll in your mouth
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Some things you should know:
I really don’t enjoy being touched by people I have not allowed into my inner circle
The only way someone will know if they’re in my inner circle is if I allow them to hug me without being super awkward about it
I want to learn everything I possibly can in this lifetime
I’m going back to school to major in museum studies and space exploration
I imagine that will change a...
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WatchI’m pretty sure I’m the only person who spends an hour of their off time watching videos on how to pour latte art and pull the perfect shot.
But it’s just so beautiful.
;__;
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Oh, you mean it's not 2008?
Let me just go ahead and re-date everything I’ve written out for the last month then.
jesus christ.
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Cool things to do on a Monday morning:
go through a school’s entire list of programs offered
list everything you believe you’d be even remotely interested in
pro and con every possible major
cry because you have no idea what you’re doing with life
repeat
continue for a week
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Remembered Conversations
Me: I'd get naked for some french toast right now.
Doug: So, if I go to the store and get the ingredients to make french toast, we'll have sex?
Me: I said I'd get naked...I never mentioned sex.
Me: I was thinking more like, I'd take a shower for some french toast.
Me: A completely naked shower.
Doug: -____-
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hellobaddecisions asked: you're kind of a midget.
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It took being on the west coast to make me feel...
mcdavis:
Woke up at 7:30am on my own. This never happens.
I’m just reblogging this because…exactly.
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Things Pondered Whilst Packing:
…but do I really want to dress like a butch lesbian for 7 days?
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follower print giveaway!
livingbreathingstreet:
we’re real close to 400 followers. Which seems miraculous to me since there are no naked girls on here (okay there is one—you’ll have to dig for that). so to celebrate the unexpected success follower 400 gets a free print from the print sale.
if you’ve been thinking of making a tumblr account now might be the time to do it :)
i’ll announce the winner tonight if we hit...
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highsee asked: Chris was like, "Why do I have to buy you that?" "Because he's cool, and he spoke to me from the bottom of the pile." Then he kept looking at me weird when I was playing with him in the car on the way home, making him "walk" on the side-scrolling landscape out of the window. And I just turned to him and yelled, "I'M ALMOST 30 AND I PLAY WITH DINOSAUR...
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Hair appointment in two hours.
Ideas considered for hairstyles so far:
dredlocks
cornrows
shaved head
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“No! Don’t! I like these underwear!”
– Doug, when confronted with a wedgie
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Things I excel at:
pretending I want to be someone’s friend for a free meal
texting like a socially well-adjusted human only to be the most awkward in person
being that signature weird girl; the one that pulls dinosaur figurines out of her bag on the regular
paying for large bills in all ones
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